Project Net Zero
Money is on a lot of our minds nowadays. Some people are worried how to pay bills this month because the government discontinued unemployment checks. Others of us are on Amazon every day buying our happiness to our doorstop. Either way, one thing is for sure: all of our spending habits have changed this year.
I am incredibly lucky to still have a job, and despite losing all of the income I was bringing in by teaching at the gym and braiding hair, I am still saving more than ever because I can barely spend any money. I’m cooking meals at home, having drinks at home, making coffee at home, not traveling anywhere… basically everything I spent money on BC (Before Covid), I can’t do anymore!
This change in spending habits came at a very interesting time, right after I got engaged. You may remember that my now-fiancé was the first person to whoop my finances into shape in 2017. He works in finance and needed to give me a crash course on how to be fiscally responsible. Now that we are talking about combining our lives and finances FOREVER, we talk about money a lot!
Back in 2017, he was horrified that I had credit card debt (not to mention my sky-high pile of student loans from law school), and he quickly taught me the importance of a retirement account. Also, I didn’t understand the concept of a savings account. I mean I did, but I didn’t have any money to put in said account.
I posted a blog in April 2017 to talk about my newfound addiction to mint.com. I finally gave in to my dad and boyfriend’s pleas to start budgeting and tracking money, and I became obsessed. At that time, I was checking my account every day. Now, it’s a little bit less, but it’s still fun to check! There’s something about watching the graphs populate that makes it fun to save. There is some science behind this; it’s all about the gamification. There are studies proving that this can work, and there are many apps that have been created specifically with this in mind. I love to look at the Trends tab with performance graphs and pie charts, and I love receiving the emails congratulating me about my increased credit score. The whole thing is fun. And since there’s nothing left in 2020 that’s fun, I was checking my mint the other day when I realized something… I’M ALMOST AT NET ZERO. That’s right, my net worth is approaching equilibrium. I told my fiancé and he said that when I get to net zero, we can throw an “Emily is Worth Nothing Party.”
Amazing News: I think I’ll get to Net Zero in a month or two.
Bad News: I was SO PSYCHED about the prospect of a party I didn’t realize that Covid would still be going on, so it was likely to be a party where I wear a party hat in the house and drink alone. Meh.
Anyway, I know you want to know how I got here. When I started using mint in September 2016, I had a net worth of $-107,000. At my lowest in November 2016, my net worth was $-111,612. Talk about daunting. I didn’t understand how I would ever dig myself out of 100K of debt by sticking to a $20/month coffee budget. You may recall my wake-up call was when my dad asked if I needed a payment plan to pay for my $120 state taxes. I was determined to try and get out of debt. Some of these tips and tricks you may be able to use, and some, I realize may not be applicable.
- Track your spending. This is pretty straightforward. Over time, tracking spending does change spending habits. For me, when I realized my $100 bar tab would show up at the end of the month on my mint, I thought twice before ordering another round.
- Get a roommate. I know, this seems dumb but BY FAR the most expensive thing each month in New York is rent. It’s astronomical. I never had a crazy expensive apartment, but I saved $500/month when I moved in with my boyfriend (now fiancé). The other day I added up how much I’ve saved on rent since we moved in together: $21,000 (42 months x $500). That’s a lot of moolah. Maybe you can’t move in with a boyfriend, but seriously consider how much of your paycheck you’re spending on rent before you sign a lease.
- Credit Card Churning, baby! This is a complicated concept for some, but if you’re spending money anyway, spend it in a way that earns you money back! (Spend more and save more! HA) I wrote a whole blog on it before, so I won’t reiterate, but I have probably saved $10K-$15K in travel in the past 4 years by solely using points.
- Set Goals. You guys know I’d rather set a goal than “make a resolution,” but SMART goals work! I had 4 financial goals in 2019, and by putting pen to paper and looking at them periodically, it kept me honest and committed. I surpassed them all! Make sure they are attainable, so you aren’t dejected.
- If you have student loans, try to understand repayment options and interest rates. Again, I wrote an entire blog series on my student loans, so I won’t say it again. But it’s important to know the interest rates of your loans so you can pay off the high interest ones first. Maybe combine it with #3 and get a credit card to pay off some of them.
- Take advantage of any retirement contribution from work. I am super guilty of NOT doing this. When my fiancé found out my work had a matching program that I was not taking advantage of, he literally texted me the next day at work to ask if I had signed up yet. And that means a lot because he does NOT text me during the day (we’ve worked on his texting; it’s gotten better since 2017). If your employer is matching any percentage of your contribution, take advantage. That is literally FREE money.
- Advocate for yourself at work. I’m talking about raises. Have you been at the same job for years without pay increases? You are your own best advocate. You need to figure out how to get compensated for your work. Is this easy? Hell no! It’s super hard. I coach people every day on how to ask for raises, and it’s still not easy for me to do! If you are very lost on where to start, I recently listened to a podcast with Ramit Sethi, author of I Will Teach You To Be Rich, where he laid out a specific plan on how to speak to a supervisor about a raise.
I did all of the things I listed above, and more. Between lack of travel this year and decreased all-around spending, I am almost at Net Zero! Do I still have student loans? You betcha. Almost $100K still. But my retirement is growing, I have a 401K, a Roth IRA, a savings account, the whole deal. And more than the numbers, I feel like I’m in control of my finances for the first time in my life. Do any of you guys set financial goals? What’s the hardest part about it? Have you had any big achievements? What do you do to celebrate?
Student Loans Part Three
You read a few weeks ago that I have almost 100K in student loans. How in the world am I going to pay them off, and will I ever? Listen, I am not a financial planner (go to myfedloan.org and see if you can figure any of that complicated website out), but I have learned a lot through years of experience, and daily conversations with my emoji-bf/in-house finance bro.
Read on, and you will see how I have enrolled in a combination of income-based repayment plans and public service loan forgiveness plans throughout the years. Also, see how I’m making good use of all of those spam credit card offers I get in the mail every day.
This is the last installment in the series, but I will probably write an additional post addressing questions and stories I’ve heard throughout the series. I promise not to use any names! If you have any other questions or anecdotes, please leave them as comments, and/or write me directly. I love hearing your stories and questions!
Part 3 – Paying Back My Student Loans
Soundtrack: Sallie Mae Back by Dee-1 (alternate: She Works Hard for the Money by Donna Summer)
“I got 2 jobs really got on my grind, No time to whine I can’t ride my pine, In the game right now my time to shine, Started paying them loans back one at a time, got them down down down down down down down till I payed them all off. Peace sign.”
Here’s my story:
When I began working in 2013, I had to start paying off my seven different loans. Six direct subsidized and unsubsidized loans from FedLoan Servicing (one from each semester of law school), and a private loan from when I was studying for the Bar, because I was not technically a student (you graduate months before you take the Bar, making you ineligible for “student” loans from FedLoans).
Let’s start with my federal loans, weighing in at approximately 94 grand:
When I finished law school, I was automatically enrolled in a regular 10-year, monthly payment plan, and I was paying $1,200/month. Even at the law firm, that was a serious drain. I could barely pay my rent.
When I realized I was going to quit my job, and possibly never work in law again, I switched to a pay-as-you-earn, income-driven repayment plan, where my monthly payment was reduced to an amount intended to be affordable based on my salary. There are four different kinds of these. Honestly, I was overwhelmed and couldn’t choose, so I called FedLoans and asked their advice. Not a bad idea.
Income-driven plans are where you pay a percentage of your income to student loans, and some of them are designed so you never pay more than 10% of your income, before taxes. A bargain! After 20 years of on-time payments (240 payments), the balance is forgiven by the government. This is helpful since depending on the amount of your loans, sometimes your income-based payments barely cover the interest alone, so the principal continues to grow (DEPRESSING). I told you a few weeks ago about how in 4 years of payments I have not touched the principal. WOMPWOMP.
I knew I needed to build up some savings in case I was going to get less money at my next job, and then I realized I definitely needed to save because I was dangerously close to quitting with no job prospects at all because I was so miserable. By switching to the income-driven payment plan, I was able to cut my payments in half. When I switched plans, I started paying $600/month to the government, and $200 to my private loans. Still seems like a lot? It was. But it was an improvement.
But wait, there’s more. I actually did get a job, and better, it was with a non-profit organization. When I began working for a non-profit, I knew I should apply to the public service loan forgiveness (PSLF) plan I had sort of heard about, but I didn’t. This program forgives the remaining balance on your Direct Loans after you have made 120 qualifying monthly payments while working full-time for a qualifying employer. That is HALF of the payments than I would make otherwise. Thankfully, when I finally did apply, 8 months into my new job, they applied my previous 8 months of on-time payments as qualifying toward my 120 months of qualifying payments. If you work for a qualifying employer and you are currently on an income-based repayment plan, DO THIS NOW.
PSLF has very specific rules and you need to reapply each year to certify that your employer still qualifies. There are some sticky rules; I know a teacher in a public school who teaches special ed, but still does not qualify because her school receives a certain amount of federal funding and the school needs to be low-income. Seems unfair, she doesn’t receive the funding herself, the school does!!
Anyway, the PSLF plan applies to me (at least for now) because I work for a 501(C)(3) organization. However, there is a huge problem that has made front page New York Times news lately, about people detrimentally relying (look at my legal jargon) on this program, but then when they go to cash in on it, they were told it didn’t apply. The program began in 2007, so the 10-year forgiveness is just now up for those who began the program at its inception.
I have been on an income-driven, PSLF plan for 3 years now. At the current time, I pay $450 to the government and $200 still to my private loans per month. You, too, can pay less money in loans by making a much lower salary! Meanwhile, my principal continues to go up, and I’m basically screwed forever unless by some miracle, the PSLF program continues to exist. Then, I will be home free in 7 years, living the dream before I turn 37!
For now, I will just pray that Democrats get their sh*t together and don’t let the PSLF program get trashed by our Commander in Chief.
Now let’s look at my private loans, weighing in at about 6.5 grand:
This is where things get interesting, at least for finance people. For some of you, you’re already fast asleep.
I have more options available to me with my private loans, solely because there are less of them. I started with $12,000, and I have paid off more than 40% (pats self on back). My private loans have always been on the same payment plan; a standard 8-year repayment. On this plan, they would be paid off in January 2021.
This is embarrassing to admit, but my bf asked me my interest rate on my private loans (we talk about money a LOT), and I said I didn’t know. He couldn’t believe I didn’t know, but I said, “what does it matter? I pay what I can, they charge me as much as they f*cking want, and that’s the way the cookie crumbles.” Clearly, I have some major emotional baggage tied to these payments and I don’t love to talk about them (check out the first post in this series on the emotions attached to having loans).
Anyway, I honestly did not even know where to find my interest rate, but I started by logging into the website for my private loans. I hadn’t signed into the site in over a year. It’s on auto-pay, so why should I? More emotional baggage there; it’s easier to ignore and pretend it’s not there. In fact, it turns out I am not alone at all with this attitude, as more and more borrowers choose to remain ignorant of the details of their loans. According to a Citizens Bank survey and Forbes article:
- 45% of survey respondents didn’t know what percentage of their salary went to paying off their loans.
- 37% were unaware of the interest rate on their loans
- A very oblivious 15% were even unaware of how much they owe.
But knowing your interest rate is especially important, because then you can look to see what you are paying toward your principal, and you can also see if there are better alternatives available. When I finally found my interest rate for my private loan, it turned out to be 8.49%. That’s pretty high. I pay $191/month in private loans, and at the time I looked, $41 of that went toward interest. That was 21% of my payment that did not even bring down my principal. That is $600 a year for INTEREST. WTF? Luckily for me, I have very good credit. Ok, it isn’t luck, it’s more like, “thanks to my dad opening credit cards for me since I was 6 months old, I have very good credit.” I have mentioned this before. Thanks again daddy!!
Thanks to this great credit score of mine, I get credit card offers in the mail daily. I am not exaggerating, I get one in the mail every single day. In the past, I threw them directly in the trash. Emoji-bf told me to start saving them. One month went by, and I had 30+ offers. We went through them and found a card offering a 21-month, interest-free, 3% balance transfer, with $0 annual fee, the Citi Diamond Preferred. That means I could transfer money to the card up to the credit limit, pay a one-time, 3% fee, and then not pay interest for almost 2 years. Emoji-face suggested that I transfer my student loans to the credit card. I did not know this was a thing. In fact, I asked him if he was f*cking with me. But no, it is a thing, and a really good thing, at that. You can transfer money from anywhere, including student loans! More math coming up, beware.
At the same time as I transferred my balance to a credit card, I opened an American Express high-yield savings account with 1.15% returns. Basically, since I was paying $41/month in interest, if I didn’t have to pay that for 21 months, I would save $840. That is $840 I could put in my savings account and ultimately pay toward the principal instead of throwing it down the drain. Not to mention the difference between my minimum credit card payments versus the minimum payment I was making on my loans. If I make minimum payments of $100/month to the credit card (it will actually go down over time), and take the $91 difference ($41 went to interest, $50 to principal) from my loan payment and instead put it in my savings account, by the end of the 21 months, I would have almost $2000. Plus, it’s earning something in the savings account.
The thing to remember here is, if you haven’t paid off your loan by the end of the no-interest period, you may be screwed by the interest rates that kick in. If you do this, make sure you have enough to pay it off by the end of that period. In my case, I have $6,713 in private loans, so I will need to make sure I save the difference, $2,689 (6,700- (191 x 21)) by the end of 21 months. If I can do that, my private loans will be paid off by May of 2019, instead of January of 2021, just by taking advantage of a credit card offer I was going to throw in the trash.
That seems like a LOTTT of money to save, but if you divide it up over 21 months, it’s only $126/month. Less than 3 extra spin classes to teach per month. Or one spin class and one less drunk brunch. That is doable. However, it is NOT doable if I go on vacation to exotic places.
The best part of transferring my private loans to the credit card? All of the notifications that my loan had been paid off. I got an email from mint.com, I got an email from Wells Fargo, I got a letter in the mail from them, AND I got a check because I somehow OVERPAID them ($6.27… every bit counts!). Imagine the feeling when I actually pay them off instead of just transfering them to a credit card! I bet it will feel even better. 20 months to go.

Conclusion to this series, or VERY long story short: I sort of screwed myself by going to law school if I planned to be a world-traveler at a young age. But I am working on digging myself out. Working very hard, I might add. I’ve got my hustle, I’ve got my side hustles, I’m churning multiple credit cards, and I am learning to LOVE the taste of eggs ($1.99/dozen!). In the meantime, I will watch all of your beach vacations on Instagram from my incredibly overpriced, New York apartment.
30 Years, 30 Ice Creams, Finale and Summary
#30Years30IceCreams has finally come to a close. 35 ice creams, 30 days. I feel like we have gone on a journey together. A really long journey. A photographic journey, an expensive journey, and least importantly, a caloric journey. Perhaps it seems long because it started in spring, and it is now blazing summer. Perhaps it seems long because I am now carrying an extra 10 pounds of weight on myself.
What will I do better next time? I will NEVER do this again.
What have I learned?
- Sugar causes migraines in large doses.
- Rolled Ice Cream is the hibachi of the ice cream world.
- Chinatown has the coolest ice cream.
- It IS possible to have 5 ice creams in one day if you use your phone-a-friend lifeline.
- Ice cream photographs really, really well. I have lost 25 Instagram followers since I stopped posting it daily.
I wish I could tell you this is like the MasterCard slogan and that #30Years30IceCreams was priceless, but that would be a lie. I told you I was tracking my ice cream by using mint.com, my new obsession. I tagged all of my ice cream purchases, and I ended up with 19 separate transactions, and a grand total of $142.78 spent. Again, this is where sharing came in handy. Instead of paying for each one, I traded off. Also, it helps that it was my birthday month. A few people bought ice cream for me as a present (shoutouts to Mary and my sister). This low amount of transactions is also thanks to The Scooper Bowl, where I paid $20 (plus 1.99 service fee) and got to have 7 ice cream brands, unlimited, for 5 hours. That’s just over $3/brand. Not too shabby.
I know what you really want to know is, which were my favorites!? My point system was eerily accurate *pats self on back*. I judged my ice cream in four categories: aesthetic, flavor, texture, and overall. You can find my full ratings here on this google sheet. If you order the 35 places by total points, my top five, in order, were: Brooklyn Farmacy, Taiyaki, Blossom, Carvel, and Wu Kong.
Brooklyn Farmacy sundaes were out of this world. I highly highly recommend going there if you ever find yourself on the other side of the East River. Also, make sure to bring a sharing buddy. They are HUGE. Taiyaki tasted amazing, included a waffle cone, AND it makes for the BEST photos. Pro tip: Always get your nails done first to match the sprinkles. Blossom had the creamy taste you can only get from freshly rolled ice cream, PLUS it had unlimited toppings and lavender-infused flavor. Carvel had to get a high ranking; it had my hashtag #30Years30IceCreams written on it and it was the biggest! Wu Kong… I mean… Look at it. It’s a work of art.
Honorable Mentions go to #6 Sam’s Fried Ice Cream, and #8, Softswerve. In fact, if you are looking for a good-old, no-frills, DELICIOUS soft serve, my #1 choice would be SoftSwerve. It was so creamy. I’d actually go back there soon. That’s saying a lot considering the amount of ice cream I have consumed.
Overall, this has been a great experience, but I do not recommend it to anyone. I still have 8 places left on my map to visit: Amorino, Ice & Vice, Kith Treats, Mikey Likes It, Milk Bar, Milk & Cream Bar, Minus Celsius and Neuhaus. If anyone wants to accompany me, you’ll probably have to wait until next summer. Or my next life. JK I’ll probably be there the next time temperatures hit 100 degrees. Which is likely to be soon, because, New York. I hope you’ve enjoyed my journey more than I have! I still have some homemade ice cream and Carvel Cake in my freezer, so come on over. And if you have any questions about ice creams, I’m your girl.
“Saving” Money Using Mint.com
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!! How much money am I going to spend today on margaritas? It’s no secret that drinking is expensive. And living in NYC, there are so many other things that cost money. You’re always either paying with time or money, and since no one ever has any time, the question is always how to save money. Recently, I started using mint.com, and I have not been more addicted to a website since I discovered Facebook. I have the app and I sign on twice a day. It’s that serious.
Here’s how you use mint:
- First, you import all of your accounts. So easy having everything in one place!
- Then you create settings so they email you every time a large purchase is made. What an awesome idea! You can keep an eye on your credit card security!
- Then, you go through every single transaction you made and you create categories. The OCD in me LOVES this step. Carefully put each expense in a category. Such a sense of satisfaction when everything is labeled!
Things are fabulous! Ease of use, fraud alerts, categories, color coding, SO FUN!
And it IS all fun and games until you realize that it’s your actual money and that your “net worth” (which is the largest number on the screen, front and center) is approximately $-100K in the hole. Not so fun anymore. Quick reminder here again not to go to law school. Cue self-hatred and regret.









